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Mariner High School

A high school in Cape Coral Florida where the freshmen get worse by the school year. Wanna find carts, disposables, weed, drugs, and STDs? Hit up MHS’s class of 2025. Mariner High is full of greasy & stank future gas station employees that can barely get a 2.0 GPA. The counselors don’t give a shit about your problems and they stick you in classes you wouldn’t want if your life depended on it. Apparently they’re also so fucking broke that they had to cut our language classes in order to fund the shitty football team who do nothing but assault girls (and guys with their closeted, insecure selves). Our pep rallies and Triton Vibe (news) were the only thing going for us but the pep rallies were taken away and the news was replaced by videos of incompetent emo kids who can’t seem to read a sentence out loud. The school hasn’t been good since c/o 2023 rolled in.
Guy 1: hey do you know where to find lying ass bitches and shitty friends?

Guy 2: Yeah, just go down to Mariner High School! They have drugs and illiterate fuckboys, too!
by junicenorman September 4, 2021
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Jersey Marinade

When someone (either girl or guy) has had far too many drinks before giving a blowjob and throws up with a dick still in their mouth.
A - Yo that chick's pretty hot
B - Don't go there, she gave me a blowjob once and it ended up as a Jersey Marinade.
by Browniesauce March 10, 2011
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salute the marines

when old men get confused with an earpiece instead of doing an action they just say it
by spotty quill January 22, 2021
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french marines

N. Feces, V (deploy) to deficate. Named so because the French Marines are shit.
I'd give it a few minutes before using the bathroom. I just deployed the French Marines.
by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006
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Marine Corps

A common term used to describe a bunch of brainwashed faggots who think that they're better than the rest of the branches, while in reality they have inferior training, technology, and intelligence. They claim to be brave but yet only their special ops personnel have the balls to jump out of airplanes, while in the Army thousands of soldiers go to jump school every year.
They claim that their basic training is tough, but yet their drill sergeants don't curse and they have chicks trained at the same location, just like Army pogues. Only their Infantrymen are worthy of respect. All of their pogues who sit behind a computer or change tires all day claim to be trained in infantry tactics, yet I'm sure that none of them know how to set up a hasty ambush, do a squad attack(aka battle drill 1A, the basic battle drill that every infantryman has memorized), call for fire, estimate range, or ruck march for miles on end with a 60 pound ruck on their back. But they know all that infantry stuff CUZ THEY WENT TO BOOT CAMP IT WAZ HARDCORE OORAH! lol. They don't know the true misery standing up for the 10 minute warning on a C130 with more than 100 pounds hanging in front of your knees, then jumping out and doing a 10 day field problem out in the middle of nowhere, living out of a patrol base and sleeping for less than two hours a night.

To sum it up: Huge ego as a result of brainwashing, but little in the way of intelligence or combat skills.
Joe: Dude, this stupid marine corps private made fun of an army combat veteran!

Steve: Why?

Joe: He thought he was hardcore because he graduated from bootcamp!

Steve: ROFLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLERCOASTER what a faggot!

Faggot: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
by poopmasterflex December 29, 2008
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Marines

Branch of the Navy that specializes in attacking enemy shorelines. Sometimes thought to be the strongest part of the military, but it's equal to a lot of other branches in combat eliteness.
Um, I cant think of an example.
by Village_Idiot May 13, 2005
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Marine City

Sluts, Man whores, Drugs, STD's, Sunrise, Drugs, Alcoholics, and nothing to do...
Marine City sucks, lets go to St. Clair.
by EhhSteve June 12, 2008
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