ass maggot

This is a dingleberry, aka a sailor caught in the rigging or a chuggernaut, ie a mixture of shit and toilet paper left lurking in your anal crack or clinging to your arse cress after shitting. It can only be removed with bare fingers.

Penelope was such good friends with Christian, she even picked off his ass maggots for him.

by OUCIBS (Oxford University Cunts in Blazers Society) April 9, 2005

magic

What friendship is.

Friendship is magic.

by DoctorKrabs September 18, 2011

Magical banana

A banana that chino(s) (a Spanish language referral to "Asian people") have in their houses which is believed to have a certain magical effect to make people who ate it healed (when having an illness) or happy (when they are sad).

Alejandra: Aww.. I don't feel good..
Flavia: And I'm sad.. Oh, I know! Let's go to chino's place and eat his magical banana!

by zoomzter February 3, 2012

meth maggot

An unwashed meth addict, who frequents alleys, run-down trailer parks, or anywhere else that can be considered the underbelly of society, and forages through dumpsters and trash heaps, in search of something they preceive is valuable enough to trade for a bag of meth.

This place is crawling with meth maggots.

Those slimey meth maggots really fucked this place up.

by J.D. Allen June 12, 2007

Magi

The descriptive term for someone who excells at somthing. Someone who is a master of their own craft.

"That guy is amazing at hockey!"
"Yeah, hes a hockey magi"

"He plans on studying business in University"
"Hopefully he'll become a business magi."

by WPE May 29, 2009

magic shrooms

A mushroom which contains the chemical Psyloscibin (Spelling) and will cause you to trip balls and see some sweet shit.

Dude pass over those magic shrooms, im a get tore-up!

by Jared Bishop June 16, 2004

magic dick ruler

The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.

Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."

by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008