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Magic Breakfast

A combo move in the bedroom that includes performing the houdini and then finishing off with a jelly donut
She kept complaining that I never cook so during our saturday morning bang i faked my load then blasted her face and punched her in the nose; "enjoy your Magic Breakfast babe".
by theProfessorK October 7, 2011
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Magic shell hulk

To paint one's flacid penis green, then dip the aforementioned painted penis in magic shell giving it a hard chocolate coating. Upon obtaining an erection, the newly green dick breaks free from its chocolate barrier in a Hulk-like Fashion. Hulk smash!
"You should have seen the look on that chicks face when I magic shell Hulked for her"
by Definatly Not Anthony August 22, 2012
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Magic Milk Cheeks

the act of jizzing on your best friends cheeks while he or she is asleep.
"I can't wait for tonight and make my best friend, Winston, some magic milk cheeks."
by 4Bros August 4, 2013
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magic iguana

magic iguana - A word used as slang for marijuana, it often refers to very strong weed, example "dude, this here is the magic iguana" it can also be used as code when those pesky popo show up, example "dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"

origin ~ Pensby, UK
"dude, this here is the magic iguana"
"dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"
"dude wheres all the magic iguana""dude you got any magic iguana?"
"man i love magic iguana"
by El_smoker March 2, 2014
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Magic bedhead

When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly
I woke up to discover i had magic bedhead
by Killnarnar February 9, 2015
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magic smear

When somebody smears MDMA across both lips without your knowledge or say so.
Dave totally gave me the magic smear when I was out for the count with my eyes rolled back in my skull.
by sharkdogg March 21, 2015
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magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."
Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.
by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016
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