red moss

when a man thinks he is going to get a blowjob, he shaves his pubic region so much that small red spots begin to form on his pubic area

I was about to blow him but he had to much red moss.

by jason woooper January 1, 2011

Brady To Moss

When you pull out during sex to ejaculate onto the girls stomach and hit her in the face while remaining where you are, like a deep ball from Tom Brady to Randy Moss.

Dude # 1 : Man I Brady to Mossed that chick last night.
Dude # 2 : Sweet!
Dude # 1 : Ya she can't even get mad because what are the chances?

by Nickfromredcliff October 19, 2008

Mumble in the moss

The eating out of a girl's vaginal canal.

watch porn; may i mumble in the moss?

by Carpet Munch December 12, 2010

sissy from another missy

Sister from another birth mother. Not biologically related however you are best friends and feel like you are related. Her mom will also consider you a daughter.
A dope friend that will ride or die till the end.
She will always have your back and follow girl code.

Who's That Girl that your always with? Oh she my sissy from another missy! I love my sister, She my ride or die girlfriend till the very end

by MariaM29 May 22, 2016

Mosshead

An derogetory term for a black person.

"That damn mosshead stole my watch and my sneakers."

by dfsdgdg May 4, 2007

Kate Moss

A model who, contrary to popular belief, is hideous. Her eyes span to about each separate temple, and she makes them worse by caking tons of eye makeup on to EMPHASISE the grotesque things. People around the world find her fabulous, but they're obviously blind.

Idiot: Dude, Kate Moss is sooo hot!

Intelectual: Are you KIDDING ME?! I wouldn't fuck her if you PAYED ME.

by SMSmartMark July 22, 2007

mo0sy

Slow of mind, lacking interest or point. Lacking common knowledge. Possibly a victim of brain damage.

See STUPID,MORON,IDIOT,OBTUSE

"YO SHANEQUIA, Isn't that girl so mo0sy!?"

by Jadyyn Gangrape March 20, 2005