Mole Dick

Another name for an uncircumcized penis, due to the resemblance of a mole peeking its' head out of a burrow.

This would be a great porn if that douche bag's mole dick wasn't so distracting.

by fEARtHEgOOCH September 27, 2009

molasses

A person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.

Man that Kieran sure is molasses.

by Alex.Flash June 18, 2011

molestash

A combination of the words moustache and Molest.

A moustash that is scrawny and usally very juvenile and creepy in nature. Much like most wearers of the molestash.

I don't trust that guy, he's got a molestash.

by eatrocks June 21, 2004

Molester Moon

An emoji that looks like a moon. If you send this emoji three times to someone via text, then that person will get a message from Molester Moon describing their death in other emojis. For example, if you sent it to your friend and then Molester Moon sent them a chicken, a monkey, two red balloons, and an explosion. Somehow they will die like this. If you are sent these three emoji moons and recieve the way of how you're gonna die, Molester Moon will then visit you in the night and kill you as you were described. He normally shouts "I'm gonna molest you!....Here I come!" multiple times in a row. Molester Moon in real life is as tall as a human but very round, for he is a moon, and he has arms and legs. If you hide in your room and he can't get in because of how big he is, then he'll just leave.
To find out more about Molester Moon, visit Smosh.com or watch their video entitled "Molester Moon" to find out their story about Molester Moon.

Person 1: (sends three moon emojis) Ha! Now you're gonna die!
Person 2: Oh no!!! Molester Moon's gonna find me!
Later that night
*Molester Moon sends this to person one*
"☀ ☁ ☔ ⛄ ⚡ 🌀 🌂 🌙 🌟"
Person 2: Oh god, I'm gonna die from severe weather storms and then an umbrella's gonna shove a moon and star up my ass!!!!!
Molester Moon: I'm gonna molest you! Here I come!
Person 2: NOOOOOO
*person 2 dies*

by MOLESTERMOONBEEYETCH January 21, 2014

great mole rat

An obscure and mysterious mole rat that takes presence in the rituals and practices of many underground cults esp. in the New Mexico area.

In the Blood Eyes cult the great mole rat is seen as a symbol of shame.

by Drewby June 11, 2006

moloko

The Nadsat slang for milk.

"Me and my fellow droogs were at the Korova Milk Bar drinking Moloko Vellocet."

by Moloko Vellocet October 19, 2003

molesticle

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.

The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.

by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010