midget gems

(Adjective) something you like and enjoy but would never go out and seek it

Girl 1: oh i wish i could get logans dick
Girl 2: meh hes pretty midget gems to me

by ●♡ April 25, 2015

Gangsta Midget

A straight up thugged out person residing under the height of 4 ft 10 inches.

Jenny's most definitely a Gangsta Midget. Look at her pimp hand!

by TheRealSkeebo October 15, 2008

bitch midget

Bitch midget a term used for a midget that is very angry or being a bitch

Ted: OLLIE calm down

OLLIE: No I'm small and angry
Ted: stop being a bitch midget

OLLIE : AHHHHHHHH

by Teddy da cool kid July 24, 2016

Midget Stripper

A stripping midget, look out for them, they only show up for when you're... short on cash...

Midget Stripper

Sorry sir you can't afford our strippers...
* midget stripper comes in*
"I'm half their price"

by Datboi_2001 May 30, 2018

midget mark

A small dwarf called mark who is annoying and gets terrored for being small

Midget mark is a cunt

by Midget mark December 12, 2016

Midget pack

A pack of low quality USA mint cigarettes that are small in size

“Yo bossman can you grab me a pack of USA mints”

“Yeah I’ll get you that midget pack”

by Myleftlegstoppedworking July 6, 2021

wingy midget

a exceptional small being who like the occasional winge and foot stomping.

person one: i don't want to go to sizzler!
person two: stop being a wingy midget!!

by yourmother826t874 October 27, 2008