Mike Burns

A name that can be used to replace any other word should the need arise.

The name also suffices as a mindless diversion in the face of boredom. The game is won by thinking of middle names that make it a dirty phrase.

1) I'm so mike burnsed right now I can barely see straight.

2) Mike Hunt Burns
Mike Lamidia Burns
Mike Rabs Burns

Mike Burns by Kyle Pedersen September 1, 2008

Mike Rotch 

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)

<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?

Mike Rotch by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

Mike Shinoda 

Member of Linkin Park.

Multi-talented Artist.

Half Japanese half American.

The only mortal who can perform the amazing "Shinoda-grin"... all the time

Loved for his baseball cap/beanie/hair color.

Young at heart yet very deep and mature.

Kindest and cutest man on Earth.

The only being I will ever consider...

Perfect

One more thing about Mike Shinoda...

Married.

Mike Shinoda by J.Hybrid December 9, 2008

Mike Fries 

Literally my fucking savior

Hey dude did you see Mike Fries on VATSIM?

Yeah man. He's so fucking cute.

Mike Fries by nexusaviation June 13, 2019

mike zozulia 

Crude pig who spits constantly. He doesnt care if he offends anyone but he buys us alcohol so we all like him. He also bites his friends fingers off when they come to visit him at school.

We all got sick from that kid Mike Zozulia-ing on us (aka spitting his dip on us from the top bunk.)

mike zozulia by I throw 90 December 29, 2009

Mike Mangini 

One of the greatest and fastest drummers to ever be born, and the current drummer for Dream Theater. Considered to be the inverse of John Petrucci, due to his ability to rupture space and time by playing over a billion notes per second. Like Petrucci, he has limited himself to 2000 notes per second which only causes severe head pains whereas anything more than 2500 notes per second causes the human head to explode, due to the overload of greatness. This being the reason he decided to leave Berklee, because of the student's heads exploding because they thought they were worthy of God. He is also considered one of the best wearers of the heavy metal soul patch, much to the disdain of Jordan Rudess.

Iran better chill, or We'll send in Mike Mangini.

Mike Mangini by Riggs1995 November 27, 2013

Mike Ramsey 

An absolute mentally retarded doughnut with the brain capacity of a fish on crack cocaine. He is fond of removing my posts (kill yourself retard)

"What happened to Javier?" Person 1 asks

"I heard he got thrown in a mental hospital for being an absolute Mike Ramsey." Says person 2

"Lol what a retarded faggot" Exclaims person 1

Mike Ramsey by Mike_Sucked_Braden's_Cock_lol_ March 15, 2019