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Human Lollipop

The Sexual act of epentrating someone either anally or vaginally with your arm while balancing your partner in the air and taking the action of licking their breasts, hence creating the Lollipop
Today Natasha and I tried the human lollipop, never thought she could balance me in the air like that ... gotta say tho, it feels amazing.
by Edulo January 7, 2022
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Midwest Lollipop

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”

“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”

“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022
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The Lollipop Man

The ruler of Orgiggalo island religous followers known as Oraladites founded by the Orladox Church and the opposing religion which doesn’t believe in the lollipop man known as the Kenyan Creators.
“I reside with the lollipop man
by Vrn722 June 2, 2022
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cat lollipop

When you remove earwax with a Q-Tip then feed it to your cat.

It's slightly disturbing, but to them, it's natural animal fats and oils. It's very common for people to report their cat eats earwax. Apparently, cats have the inability to taste the bitter flavor of it.
I fed my kitty a cat lollipop.
by unidenphone July 6, 2022
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astronut lollipop

When you forcibly jam one testicle in your partners ass while thrusting in her space
Borty entered her assmosphere with his astronut lollipop during blast off!
by AzRev July 28, 2022
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Astronut lollipop

The astronut lollipop is When you are blasting doggy style and a space rock gets lodged in the backdoor with suction!
I hit it so hard I ended up with an astronut lollipop for my girl to suck on.
by AzRev August 3, 2022
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Triple Lollipop

A very intense wedgie in which the victim is given an atomic wedgie. But instead of stopping at the face, it goes down through the legs and back up into an atomic again. Now do that last part 2 more times. Viola, a triple lollipop.
Dude did you see that guy get a triple lollipop yesterday? Shit was gnarly.
by Wedgie_expert101 August 21, 2022
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