1.term used in San Antonio TX to describe a person who routinely gets wasted and behaves like a complete moron.
2. person who behaves like a moron even when they aren't wasted, thus making them undesirable as company at any time.
2. person who behaves like a moron even when they aren't wasted, thus making them undesirable as company at any time.
Did you know we found that knock-off passed out in the kitchen with his dick in a can of play-doh last week?
Don't let that knock-off in my car, he's always putting cigarette burns in my damn seats.
Don't let that knock-off in my car, he's always putting cigarette burns in my damn seats.
by dinki August 24, 2003
by SHAWTY March 13, 2005
To steal.
by Sim-Dum Gweye September 24, 2003
Cock knocking involves two males. One male has "trained" or "stretched" his penis hole, commonly using house hold objects such as markers and progressing to larger items, etc.
The second male inserts his erect penis into the urethra of the male with the "stretched" hole and they proceed to have penis to penis sexual relations. often resulting in disturbing infections.
The second male inserts his erect penis into the urethra of the male with the "stretched" hole and they proceed to have penis to penis sexual relations. often resulting in disturbing infections.
"Bob and ted reached a point in their relationship where they felt it necessary to start cock knocking."
"Ed f*cked James' pee hole"
"Ed f*cked James' pee hole"
by ketchuptaco March 12, 2008
Punishment, in the form of a hunk of plastic that the band director bangs on with his conducting stick to keep time when the band keeps messing up the rhythm of a certain song. Usually makes an agonizingly sharp and loud sound, particularly for those poor suckers (like me) who are sitting in the front row of chairs.
Band director: " You guys keep screwing up this song! Joe, would you go out to my car and grab my knock block for me?"
Band members: "AAAGH! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Band members: "AAAGH! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
by Blinx-the-kitty August 14, 2008
"Man, I was knockin poop all night with that slut, Nick. He answered his back door with some shit that got all over my dick"
"Did you guys get the poop knock on last night?"
"Did you guys get the poop knock on last night?"
by Aaron and Jacob March 16, 2008