rod knocker

one who talks shit about anothers dick

That fuck saw my cock on the internet and said shit about it, what a fucking rod knocker.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 22, 2013

Boot Knocker

A male or female that frequents the local Line Dancing bar with the sole purpose of hooking up, not minding the fact it’s the same group of people every week; Boot knockers.

I see him dance with a new girl every week… what a “Boot Knocker”!

by Johnny Han August 17, 2023

Drunk-knocker

That overly intoxicated person that repeatedly slaps/bumps/taps or "knocks" on your shoulder to get your attention.

My sister is shy when she's sober, but after a few beers she's a total drunk-knocker. She interrupts everyone, tapping on their shoulders saying "hey, hey, hey".

by drunk-knocker November 13, 2021

Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019

cube knocker

A co-worker that comes over and knocks on the side of your cube, desk or overhead compartment to get your attention.

I would like Dave more if he wasn't a chronic cube knocker. Can't he just say my name or start talking to get my attention?

by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009

The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag

I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.

by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

Knobby knockers

When your boob's are low to the knees.

Them boob's are so low to your knees . You got them knobby knockers . They gonna knock you off your feet .

by Lucky Strike 🐍 🍀 February 25, 2025