The Dark Knight

When you stretch your ball sack to look like a bat wing, then place it over a sleeping person's eyes and wake them up. When they open their eyes it will still seem dark.

I fell asleep watching Batman Begins and woke up to the "The Dark Knight"

by Generichero October 12, 2011

The Dark Knight

Overrated piece of shit. It was a good film but little kids saying "Why so serious?" ruined it for me. Jack Nicholson>Heath Ledger. Ironman>The Dark Knight.

John: Hey alex, "Why so serious?"
Alex: You're a fucking tool. The Dark Knight is an overrated, overhyped movie for tools like you to cream their pants over.

by Alex is the best October 11, 2008

Suge Knight

when you put a severe hurting on someone

i'm gonna suge knight that hoe!

by j-byrd87 March 27, 2010

Lonely Knight

Someone who belongs to the LKS Clan

Look there's a group of lonely knight's there!

by Anon June 16, 2003

Golden knight

Similar to the golden shower; except in this case you piss all over your own penis before penetrating your orifice of choice.

"Dude! She was so kinky she wanted the Golden Knight instead of the Golden shower."

"Wow that is kinky!"

by Pollx1111 November 23, 2016

Vampire Knight

A horrid japanese animu. The plot is basically Twilight with magicians and incest, with awful character development, and a mentally deficient fanbase.

Typical Vampire Knight fan: BlackRose31: Zero will kill all haters with his Bloody Rose gun!!!

by JamesHighwind January 27, 2011

Dark Knight

Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other men's girlfriends and underage girls from Canada.

Dark Knight, you are the man!

by DK January 11, 2004