Jobsy

When a strand of fringe flops down over your forehead, sometimes during drunken moments or due to bad hair styling.

"Sam your jobsy is out of control."

"Mate sort out your jobsy."

by slickkicks October 23, 2014

Glendas Get Jobs

A motto that Bostonian hipster women say to themselves when preparing for a job interview in order to remind themselves that boring, conservative, unattractive women are more likely to get jobs. This motto often results in hipster women removing their leggings, vans and fedoras before their interview.

"I was going to wear my favorite COEXIST T-shirt to my interview but then i remembered that Glendas get jobs."

by TooSharpe June 2, 2014

super anal jousting

this is the next step to anal jousting except its more violent and cruel. basically in summary, a males mate must bend over a table or something to hold themselves up with.as the mate is bent over with their butthole spread the male goes approximately 15 feet away from their partner and face their partners behind. the male then with a fully erected penis puts their arms behind their head and just sprints towards their mate. the penis is then used as a very violent joust in the brown eye of the mate and usually results in rectal bleeding

i got my girl to let me give her a super anal jousting move and boy did i pound that ass

by NinjaMrPatrick June 18, 2009

You get that on them big jobs.

When your workin constitution and you get it on them big jobs

You get that on them big jobs.

by Joebuck356 September 18, 2021

Gism Jouster

Gism-Aka Semen Jouster-Some one who hits another person with a huge rod in the stomach.Combine These two words and we have "A Homosexual Who likes To wave his cock about until the other team is stucken by gism"

Steve Walks INto a Public Shower
Steve:Hi boys! (He says in a Camp Voice)
Masculin Guy:Fuckoff You Gism Jouster

by Lonecell February 5, 2004

Jebus

A reincarnation of Jesus who was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Effectively, a southern Jesus. Also the subject of bad exclamations

"Holy Jebus on a pogostick!"

"Has anyone seen Jebus lately?"

by Zente June 9, 2005

joust

To overturn another in verbal sparring, particularly in front of a group.
Often said upon the occurrence of such an event.

Person 1: "Your penis is of insubstantiate length and/or size."
Person 2: "In accordance with the events transpired last night, your mother would disagree."
Person 1: "Joust."

by Yossarian8 May 12, 2004