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Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex
That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake
by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019
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Jake

Jakes are knoggers who hate when other people don't listen to them then snap at then they also stutter and do the Jake push
Jake is such a knogger
by Même guy December 10, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!
by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019
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Jake

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s
Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect
by Big wubbie February 4, 2019
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Jake

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
Please don’t jake me
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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Jake

A very odd boy who is very ugly and has many pimples. He loves technology and politics and is usually very funny but can be extremely annoying at times. Over all jake is very lovable although gets made of by other stupid boys. We love him.
Person #1: oh did you hear what jake did
Person #2: ya it was so funny
by annaissocoolomg September 25, 2020
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Jake

One of the best guys he makes you feel like the world. You never want him to leave your side. Makes you feel gorgeous even if you don't feel it, he doesn't even make you feel that way when you with him. He is like a diamond-rare, but amazing to have.
Wow, jake just makes me feel like the world. I can't wait to see him again.
by Grace1313 December 26, 2017
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