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italian

People from the country of Italy. We don't wear gold chains, or organized in the mafia. We don't have fake accents and eat pizza 24/7.
We are just normal people that need a chance. Everyone picks on us, because they act like we are 'white' which in fact, we are Latin. Yes. Latin. They say Italian girls are one of the prettiest in the world. We get picked on so much because of how our hair looks, or our brown eyes. Jealous much?
Our olive skin doesn't look disgusting. It makes us unique, along with everyone else.
We have a great culture, history, language, food, family, and lives.
I'm Italian. I'm proud. We're proud. We aren't concieted like you guys think we are, we are just living our lives the fullest and the best we make it.
Bob: YO DAWG IM ITALIAN AND I SPEAK ITALIAN! CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO.
Alisia: Sia calmo! Non mi preoccupo!
Bob: ZOMG LIKE WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!
Alisia: If you really say you are 'Italian' and you 'speak Italian' you most likely will know.
by outtathisworldsavvy April 3, 2007
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Italian

A language that is impossible to learn, because every Italian citizen speaks it differently.
My grandparents both claim to speak Italian, but they don't understand eachother.
by oboemastah July 26, 2007
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italian lawn dart

n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.
"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."
by scabbrain April 5, 2010
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italian queen

Just look at any italian princess & you'll know that there's an italian queen supporting her.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre January 12, 2011
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The Italian Ice Job

A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.
My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.
by FriendlyNaber July 17, 2011
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Cucina italiana

L'arte di cucinare propria della penisola italiana, comprende piatti famosi in tutto il mondo (pasta e derivati, pizza ecc.). È copiata con disperato furore all'estero, con risultati per lo più ridicoli.
"Di nuovo pasta col ketchup!! Mai uno che conosca la cucina italiana"

"Ehi l'altro giorno ho rimorchiato Elena dopo aver cucinato per lei" " La cosa non mi stupisce, del resto quel piatto di amatriciana è autentica CUCINA ITALIANA"
by p993 October 22, 2013
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Italian

One of the best etnithities to be. Great food, great language great cars, great everything. All you fake ghetto Nike wearing wannabes that wish they were Italian need to die. And if you are or claim to be ''Italian'' you are probably Italian by injection
I'm Italian...be jelous
by Your Mom in a bikini June 30, 2006
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