how 'bout nah

A response you provide when you just don't want to and the other person isn't listening.

Girl: Let's go to Johnny's
Friend: No, I don't want to
Girl: Sure you do, it will be great!
Guy: No, he's a jerk
Girl: You'll love it!
Guy: How 'bout nah!
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Drew's Chew October 25, 2011

how many numbers am I holding up

When looking for a quick laugh and have nothing to say, works best around nerd faces. Stupid comedy

Dude how many numbers am I holding up

by Mick Wagerson September 6, 2016

how's melbourne

A good way to get out of a sticky situation.

Person 1: "Do you want to go on a date?"
Person 2: "Um, I have a boyfriend."
Person 1: "How's Melbourne?"

by How'sMelbourne March 28, 2017

How About Them Dodgers

Phrase used when a conversation takes an awkward turn or for very awkward silences.

"I love to torture turtles"!
"- - - - oh so uhm. How about them dodgers?"

by beepdeeleedoobop April 11, 2017

how is that even an option?

When a choice someone makes has no logical or acceptable reason why it was made and you have to question how it even became an option before said choice was made.

John: That lady at the gym with a mustache can bench 300.

Larry: She has a mustache? How is that even an option?

Potato Bob: So yea, I got a pet Dandelion the other day.

Larry: ...How is that even a option? Of all the pets you could choose from you got a pet plant. You could have got something normal like a cat, a dog, a bird or even something a little different like a ferret or pig but you chose a motherfucking Dandelion? QUESTION FUCKING MARK. THE FUCK IS YOU TALM BOUT?

by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017

HOW HORRIFYING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW HORRIFYiNG

by howHorrifying August 19, 2017

how ya mamma and em

used in new orleans to say hows your mamma and them

hay man how ya mamma and em

by Damagic October 26, 2017