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hollywood shit

Hollywood shit,

The act of taking a satisfactory dump and when you wipe your arse, there’s nothing on the toilet roll! A shit of pure class, an A list shit.
Me - Hey Hannah, just had me a Hollywood shit again!
Hannah - damn you’re good! Very impressed
by BobbSmith April 19, 2018
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Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob

A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:

-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact

-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen
Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.
by Hantlin July 16, 2023
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smart Hollywood model

Fictional character. No such puppy exists
I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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Hollywood cole

A reference to J. Cole made by Drake, considering himself the "Hollywood" version of the less commercial rapper.
Who else really tryna duck wit Hollywood Cole..
by Big Pimple January 20, 2021
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Hollywooding

Hollywooding, The act of ignoring everyone and leaving them on read because you're too "Cool for them."
Usually done by losers online who want to feel cool.
Jack : Bro why isn't Alex responding to me?
Zack : He's too cool, for us. Niggas hollywooding.
by Fywuta June 18, 2025
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The Hollywood Handshake

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024
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