Hockey Mom

A Soccer Mom with fewer teeth and permanent pokies.

Sarah Palin claims to be a Hockey Mom, but I didn't know that she was even Canadian.

by UncleGordie October 24, 2008

hockey style

The sexual act of hitting it in the rear while watching hockey. Most common in northern United States and Canada.

I was feeling a bit frisky, but my man wife wanted to watch the hockey game so we compromised and did it hockey style.

by [e-mail] October 16, 2008

hockey hair

A mid-length, fluffyish mullet associated with hockey players, especially those from Canada and Eastern Europe in the 1990s. Compare football hair.

Now that's something you don't see anymore -- that guy's got the old-school hockey hair. Business in front, beating in the back.

by Lady Csyde January 6, 2008

ice hockey

is the best sport in the world
and teh violence is just an added bonus

netminders rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Zoe March 12, 2004

hocho ho

1. Someone who really likes hot chocolate, particularly if they are willing to perform sexual favors in exchange for a mug.

2. An amateur or young prostitute (derogatory).

1. Johan: "Who do I have to blow to get a hot chocolate around here?"
Ethan: "God you're such a hocho ho"

2. "And then some skank ass little hocho ho starts gettin' all up on my man, and I was like 'step off girl before you hurt cho'self."

by nabla299 February 2, 2009

John Hock

stickam celebrity, has a square but beautiful head. has hair longer then his dick, and loves the ugliest girls.

John Hock is DTF

by john hock is hot November 2, 2008

Hocus Pocus

When doing a chick doggy-style, just before you blow your load, spit onto her back. When she turns around to see your handiwork, pull out your cock and shoot it in her face while yelling "HOCUS POCUS" as loud as you can.

I gave your mom a hocus pocus last night and boy wuz she surprised.

by Jack Squat January 27, 2005