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High School

a. Survival of the fittest.

b. Living Hell

Nerd's view: If you are a child, high school is described as heaven by your parents. If you are a parent in the future, you will get to have fun confusing your children with silly terms like "High school is better than Middle school." In reality, high school is middle school plus exams plus more homework (puts away finished math homework, nearly chokes on cafeteria lunch, and begins writing an essay while balancing a schedule of precariously positioned tests and quizzes in her/his head).

Popular Student's View: School is a, like, waste of time. I, like, hate school. Very boring (keeps texting to friend).

Teacher's View (while grading paper): Wrong. I wish there was more time for me to cram information into their heads. I should be paid more for this. Right. Wrong. Right. Should I quit? What should the next test be on? Should I reteach the subject before they fail the SATs? This is the worst coffee ever. Right. Wrong. (writes a lengthy commment then falls asleep, because it is 3 a.m.)
p.s. you have a better chance to pass that math class if you are a nerd and the teacher likes you. Socially, you will die.

p.p.s. You have a better chance to be a part of society if you are popular. You will die in terms of passing that math class, as social life is hard to maintain and takes up every second of your life.

p.p.p.s. You have a better chance to end up hiding under a desk while students hang from the ceiling by #2 pencils and make monkey noises. Or at least in your head. You will die of grading papers and attempting to satisfy your bosses with failed demonstrations of your students' learning powers.

p.p.p.p.s. You cannot escape high school.
by DeoxyriboNucleic Acid December 21, 2008
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Monster High

Monster Highs are a series of unique monster dolls these dolls also star in there own movies like Boo York Boo York or Why Do Ghouls Fall In Love.
Mommy can we go to the store to get some Monster High dolls please
by f.u.t.u.r.i.s.t.i.c June 27, 2016
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Ghost high

Feeling of being high at anytime without the consumption of drugs.
P1: “Man, I feel high right now but I haven’t taken anything

P2: “I get that a lot, it’s just a ghost high”
by Pseudonym-fakename August 19, 2019
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high diff

High diff means for somebody to beat somebody with a lot of effort needed.
For example Goku beat kid buu with a high amount of effort, that would equal to a high diff.
by MonkeyTB August 27, 2022
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High as a kite

So incredibly , stupendously, baked.
You wanna know my secret? I was High as a kite the entire day.
by Jymbo the Motherfucker January 10, 2008
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high-profile

To have an embarrassing boner (erection) in a public space.
Yo, what an embarrassment... I went to see a French movie yesterday with Sophie and I came out of the theater very high-profile. She was hyper pissed-off with me.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
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tired high

a state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep
when he started to hallucinate he wasn't sure if it was the weed or if he was just tired high
by sircasey February 16, 2009
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