dirty helene

the act of fisting a guys asshole till he has explosive diarrhea on your arm.

“my girlfriend gave me a dirty helene last night”

by always._saucy January 12, 2022

Mount St. Helens

It's about to blow up.

Mount St. Helens is about to blow up and it's gonna be a fine, swell day.

by SovietStarlight97 January 29, 2021

Helen Kellered

When three bros ejaculate in a girls eyes, ears, and mouth, leaving her blind, deaf, and dumb.

Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!

by Laura Wynn February 24, 2011

Helen Special

When a person takes a shit and then proceeds to wipe it on the wall and leaves it for an unsuspecting person to clean it up. Its called the Helen special cause you don't see or hear it until its on the wall a la Helen Keller.

Man I stayed at this hotel last night and someone left a Helen Special for the house keepers this morning in the public bathroom.

by Barney Cannon June 10, 2009

Helen Keller

To Helen Keller something:
An act of groping blindly to identify something or someone.

Guy1: So she left early why?
Guy2: I was half asleep and hungover and didn't remember who she was, so I Helen Kellered her face, and poked her in the eye by accident.

by JohnChisom88 October 29, 2010

Helen Keller

V. While getting a blowjob, throat fucking her so hard, pulling out and blowing it in both her eyes, and then taking your hands and clapping against her ears, boxing them in. Therefore; deaf, dumb mute.

I gave that sorority girl the Helen Keller last night when I finished getting top.

by Kentonmanz November 6, 2018

Helen of troy

A wimp who launched 1000 ships to prove she wasn't weak.

Guy 1-Where are we going today?
Guy 2-We're collectively going where one girl wants us to, ask Helen of troy if you can get to her. They fucked with the wrong girl, she's a badass now dude.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2019