put them hands on

To beat up someone

Man! I put them hands on that fool,he know now

by Lonnie White February 18, 2009

Jizz Pan Hands

A dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and jizz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. Similar to 'dish pans hands'

Don't do a handshake with Bobby. He's been surfing pornsites and has those jizz pan hands.

by rpalms September 4, 2009

Reverse Haji Handshake

Verb. The act of masturbating with your left hand (even when right-handed) for the simple reason of keeping your right hand pure in the eyes of Allah.

Person 1 thinks: "Man, good thing I did the Reverse Haji Handshake earlier today or I might feel morally upset about shaking this Tribal Leader's hand."

Tribal Leader: "Durka Durka Akbar."

by seibmoz amabo August 4, 2010

National hold hands with your crush

Go next to your crush and hold their hand on September 26

It’s national hold hands with your crush day may I do the honors?

by The best animaljammer September 25, 2019

iPhone Secret Handshake

I call the iPhone “the Secret Handshake“.

It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…

Testicular: “Shut down your iPhoney”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”

by WhyIphoney January 23, 2022

shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

handski

Alternate term for a handjob.

In Stillwater, Oklahoma, they skip the handski and go straight for the mouthski - Officer Slater (Superbad deleted scenes).

by JJ Hard-on January 9, 2008