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double handjobs

where two girls give you a handjob at the same time
i was standin in the living room watching a tv show when sara and mara tag teamed my dick with their vagina ticklers and gave me a couple double handjobs.
by gootch February 22, 2007
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Dry hand job

It's the same as a hand job, but the guy doesn't cum.
I got a dry hand job last night from the bartender behind the counter.
by BlackoutSession July 12, 2009
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over the pants hand job

Ita pretty self explanitory.

The act of pleasuring a man while his pants are still on. Hence "over the pants" it's generally very difficult to master as the penis is hard to get to. You're better off to take his bottoms off and just give him an actual hand job. It's more pleasurable.
I gave Alex an over the pants hand job last night, he needed new boxers when I was done.
by Courtney Dawn June 18, 2014
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Handjobbery

General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.
I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!
by kmoiscool February 17, 2009
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handjoblin

1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.

2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.
Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"

Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."
by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017
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holland tunnel hand job

a low cost and professional hand job performed by a transvestite prostitute.
Last night I got "holland tunnel hand job" from Eileen(frank) and it only cost $10.
by ggfranklin September 10, 2009
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Baptist hand job

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.
Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.
by Elvis wearing a bra July 21, 2005
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