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hamster

A rodent typically under the responsibility of a spastic child drugged up on legal meth because they were diagnosed with ADHD for not wanting to sit in one spot for 8 hours straight.

It sits around making the most retarded and annoying fucking sounds you've ever heard in your life, chews on its cage and attempts to murder any living creature in its immediate vicinity through rapid and autistic biting.

It runs in its stupid ass wheel at the earliest hours of the night. They also usually die in the most random and vile ways imaginable.

Hamster eyeballs are also useful for boba, which is why boba is not vegan.
Suzie: What happened to your hamster?

Marie: Oh, she escaped her cage and disappeared for a while, we found her next to our dog bowl. She escaped and somehow got into the ventilation, we had the heat on because it's winter, and it ended up cooking her alive. Then our dog somehow got a hold of her and left her near its bowl, then my dad picked it up thinking it was a burnt potato, and he loves burnt potatoes but it didn't look burnt enough to him. So he put her in the microwave for a bit too long until her body fucking exploded. We ended up paying our respects by using her eyes for boba which were somehow still in tact after all that.

Suzie: Boba does sound good right now.
by grubscrub February 27, 2023
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Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.
Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!
by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019
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bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush
Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!
by Dj McSwiggins August 4, 2017
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Hamster

richard hammond is hamster
by smoked fish September 6, 2022
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Hamstering

When a man lies down face down on top of a car, with his erect penis protruding through the sunroof, where he is given a blowjob. It is referred to as hamstering because it resembles a hamster in a cage drinking from a water bottle.
Dude, I just visited a new dogging spot and someone was deadass hamstering! It was hot af, ngl.
by TopicopediaPodcast October 4, 2025
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Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.
John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."
by Lanceroni June 5, 2018
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Sunroof Hamster

A "sunroof hamster" is not a recognized term in professional contexts. However, if used colloquially, it could metaphorically refer to a hamster, or a person (non-gender specific) exhibiting excessive and eager behavior to provide fellatio while their partner lays on top of a the vehicle with their hamster bits exposed through the sunroof.
In casual conversation, "sunroof hamster" might be used metaphorically to describe someone eagerly seeking attention or affection.

I asked to spice things up so she offered a ‘sunroof hamster’… wow!!
by BeeSilvArea February 21, 2024
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