Ukrainian Fire-Hose

when you set a girl's pubic hair on fire and extinguish it with your urine

-dude, I tried giving this babe a Ukrainian Fire-Hose last night but I messed up and she burned alive in her apartment.
-weak.

or

-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.

by danteFrancesco September 29, 2013

hostess with the mostest

A most dedicated hostess willing to please everyone.
Also- the most groovy put out chick...

This is a groovy party and you are the hostess with the mostest.

by Avior April 10, 2005

hose monster

A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.

That Laurie Curtis is a real hose monster . . . or at least she used to be back in her prime.

by Veteran Observer July 20, 2006

hostel

A cheap accommodation for students and other budget travelers. Usually consisting of dorm-style rooms, but you can get private rooms at some. They are more common in Europe, but there are some in North America.

There is a hostel in a castle in Scotland.

by Hysterical Woman August 2, 2010

Psycho Hose Beast

Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.

Stacy from Wayne's World

by M J R May 4, 2005

Hosed

Screwed.
in the 'Dude. You're screwed.' sense.
Sometimes also means Stuck.

"You did what?! Hosed, man.
"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."

by burnmonica February 7, 2009

White trash hospitality

When someone doesn't take their shoes off when walking into an apartment or house.

Jim really shows his guests white trash hospitality by walking around his house with his dirty work boots.

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011