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Hang Glider

The act of laying face-down on a string hammock and putting your member through one of the holes and having a girl suck on your member.
Dude, last night my girl gave me a hang glider on my hammock. It was AMAZING.
by T-Niges November 22, 2011
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Glider Pro

If you haven't heard of the computer game Glider, you should read that definition before reading this one.

Glider Pro was what came after the original Glider, adding to it lots of new things, but it was essentially the same game. In Glider pro there are more room backgrounds.... you can link a switch to an object in another room.... there are LOTS more objects... etc., etc., etc. Makes building rooms/houses more fun because you have more options, but loses some of the charm of the original Glider. There is a Glider Pro for Mac OS X, but it doesn't have room editor. The one for OS 9, which does have a room editor, works on OS X machines that have a "classic" mode, but it freezes randomly for no reason.

note: Cassidy & Greene, the company that licensed Glider and Glider Pro, went bankrupt several years ago. The author, John Calhoun, has made Glider Pro available online for free, as shareware. Go to Google and search for Glider OS X, and you can download Glider Pro-- the OS X or the OS 9. As far as I know, Glider Pro is only available for the Mac.
I have spent HOURS playing Glider Pro, or Glidering.
by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005
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Glide

To push something (a dick) into something (vagina) swiftly.
Glide that dick into Sylvianne's vagina!
by Vivvi December 16, 2016
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guidenial

When someone will not accept the fact that they are a guido or guidette.
Just because I go tanning, wear hair gel, and fist pump doesn't mean I'm a guido!

Dude.. you're in such guidenial.
by jackalackie January 7, 2010
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Bland Guidelines

A set of design and brand guidelines created for a company by an evidently boring and talentless artworker. They’re so dull you wonder how the designer ever got their job. They probably went to art college on daddy’s money as no talent for anything else.
OMG, have you seen the new Scottish Tourism Bland Guidelines Peter sent through? They’re awful.
by User1893 January 30, 2023
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Guid City

Anyplace where a guido infects; can be in a bar, on the beach, on the Orange bus back to Elkton, wherever. Quite possibly the worst place on Earth. It is not recommended to fight these 'roid high guids as they will throw hair gel into your eyes and get all their boys with the same haircut.
Wow, did you see that guid city on the Orange bus last night?
by Guid Slayer May 13, 2009
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guidotastic

emphasises the amount of guido
this shirt is guidotastic
by pieeaterwithlongstrudel October 14, 2010
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