Goober

the eye crust before it dries and its all saucy like drop of snot but some how it just sits in the corner of your eye

Goooood morn-
Holy crap! honey you got a huge eye goober!

by KyleSmile&DogPile March 13, 2009

goober smooch

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male

"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"

by AJ27 March 31, 2012

Goober smooch

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.

Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.

by Idontevenknowwhoiamanymoreman November 23, 2013

Goober

A person having ricockulous homeliness and a tendancy towards redneck demeanor, activities, and intellect.

That snaggle-toothed, retarded looking, redneck Clint is such a fucking Goober.

by FagBoy July 7, 2005

Goober-Weasel

1. One who acts like Eric Davidson

2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers

Dude you are soooo gay... what a goober-weasel

by bROCK13 February 6, 2010

Goob

Someone who thinks they're funny and cool and cute but in reality they're just cute

Brandy is such a goob...but at least that tall and cuteish kid likes her

by Flynnrider June 18, 2014

Über Goober

Similar to Alpha Geek and uber geek, but specifically referring to someone who games excessively, or is focused on gaming, moreso even than other gamers around them. The person in a gaming circle who puts the most time and effort into the game or preparing for the game, regardless of whether or not they have a life outside it, although, that is usually true to carry the title as a compliment and not something more derogatory. Generally this refers more to people who play pen and paper RPGs or LARPs or miniatures rather than computer gamers.

You painted 257 miniatures in one night? Truly you are the Über Goober.

by I'm A Unicorn September 8, 2005