goober gnat

an irratating person, similar to the gnat around a sweaty penis

That guy is a real goober gnat.

by Hammer1975 December 27, 2010

goober dunking

alot like sex, teabagging

Example 1: I just goober dunked my girl friend it was great!!

Example : goober dunking is like chocolate :)

by gooberdunking May 24, 2011

Goober Nugget

Someone who thinks their own obscene jokes are hilarious.

Jonathan was acting like a complete goober nugget when he made that diarrhea joke.

by KTEKU August 31, 2011

goober munch

A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.

You are a goober munch.

by Drerpaderp February 4, 2017

Goober

Someone who is usually stupid, does not ever get an inside joke you made three minutes ago, and everyone thinks they are just super annoying.

Man, ever since Bailey started coming to this school, she has been such a goober lately.

by memekong February 22, 2017

Goober

The act of slobbing someone down on all parts of body. Usually a sexual act. The goober has been used out threw the sitcom "Martin" by Cole.

Dude I was one second from giving the girl the goober.

by DildoBaggins1 June 25, 2018

Goober

A prime wet wipe specimen of a person

Jack Diggle is a goober

by Haroldgenger March 17, 2019