A Goobert is sexy and cute and cuddly and he is so playful and happy and can always find something to do or occupy himself. He does not like french fries or lettuce and will pick the meat out of a whole hamburger. A Goobert is usually very short and stocky with an under bite and very sexy lips. His penis is most likely, fuzzy and balls are always big. His face and ears make him look like a bat, you might think him to be a secret under cover super hero. A Goobert is mainly carnivorous and will not take anything butt. A Goobert will always be happy and excited to see you by shaking his entire body. Some may say that a Goobert looks like a moo or a (cow).He is kind of gay but that's okay because he doesn't even know it he just a pupple-up. A Goobert is always happy. A Goobert is usually very silky and sexy and handsome. He gives licks. And will warm up and nuzzle up to your body at night cuz he loves you. He usually likes to chill or take his g naps in a pup cave or under a bunch of blankets, the more the blankets the better.
Goobert Pup Land Service Hole Goober Gubz Gubinz Gubins Gubiulous Maximus Gubiulous Goobins Gubs Pup Land Service Hole
by GoobertPupLandServiceHole September 24, 2013
Get the Goobert mug.Ok, so, there's this guy who is a big sweetheart and cracks me up. I used to think the world of him. Later, I found out he's just as confused as the rest of us. But, I still think the world of him.
I'm actually the goober, because I still think the world of him. A goober: A girl who can't change her mind about somebody, just because he's changed his mind about the world.
by Shellers December 28, 2005
Get the goober mug.Related Words
Goobear
• goober
• Goobert
• goobersmooch
• Goobered
• Gooberism
• goobernut
• goobersnatch
• Gooberville
• Goobercore
Codeword for the pig-latinized version of the word, said when the subject of the comment is around and you don't want to offend them.
Dude 1: Did you see Dude 3's shorts?
Dude 2: Yep, goober shorts.
Dude 3: What's up Dude 1 and Dude 2?
Dude 2: Yep, goober shorts.
Dude 3: What's up Dude 1 and Dude 2?
by Not My Real Name, I Swear September 11, 2009
Get the goober mug.tall cute italian who likes to think that he is semi-fluent in spanish and, at times, uses it in a "ghetto" dialect. goobers are notorious for their need to be taken care of by their swipers. Many are known to be execssive movie "buffs" and are, suprisingly, romantics at heart.
Did that dude really just hit that tree?....yah, he's definitely a goober. I sure hope he has a swiper to take care of him!
by DaSwiper January 16, 2011
Get the a goober mug.Ok, so, there's this guy who is a big sweetheart and cracks me up. I used to think the world of him. Later, I found out he's just as confused as the rest of us. But, I still think the world of him.
I'm actually the goober, because I still think the world of him. A goober: A girl who can't change her mind about somebody, just because he's changed his mind about the world.
by Shellers December 28, 2005
Get the Goober mug.
A goober is not generally a funny person. It (can not be referred to by sex as they are asexual) love video game t-shirts and typically can not hold a normal conversation with a NON-goober. They also think Linux is the only operating system worth using and love telling you that in way too many words. Usually engineer/physics/computer science (or in goober speak comp sci)/math major - for college level goobers. For "professional" goobers they like to carry pocket protectors and go to comic book conventions.
Note: Usually do not shower more than once a week due to extensive playing of WoW maps on Starcraft 2.
Note: Usually do not shower more than once a week due to extensive playing of WoW maps on Starcraft 2.
by look at that f*ckin goober.com August 30, 2010
Get the Goober mug.