god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 15, 2004

God

God is the beginning and the end the alpha and Omega the father to the fatherless

God is my father

I love God

I want to know God

by Kingngotit November 28, 2016

God

Dog backwords

My god backwards pissed on a tree.

by depressed kid in the corner December 6, 2016

God

Shrek

Shrek is god

by Ddyssigsyosiysiysiydidyiufcuii November 18, 2019

God

It means doG backwards.

Hey, can u go pick up my god?
Dont u mean dog?
No.

by Walnutbog April 12, 2019

God

A fake being with horrible logic and science for its existence. Supports good morals but that's about it.

I don't believe in a "God"

by AloneWeWillEnd May 2, 2019

God

God a nonce that spy at kids until they grow up.

to be honest he is just an worse version of Santa also has a little pp source is the bibel were Marie says that she did not feel anything when she got pregnant with jesus

God damn

by Psyedonym December 28, 2019