gaird

Gaird is a rare name, given to tall lads of the blessed variety. They have long, luscious, blond locks of gold that feel great to run your hands through. Generally speaking, Gaird’s are the most supreme intelligence in the world, every idea they have is automatically correct. Most of all, Gairds are unquestionably divine in nature, giving off a glorious golden glow that blinds and arouses all in their presence.

Average Straight Male: “Now I may be an average straight male, but I can’t deny that I’d love a taste or two of that hot Gaird bod.”
Gaird’s Girlfriend: “Skyler what the fuck”

by BiggerBlackDoink March 24, 2019

Gardeners Cat

Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.

"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."

by courtney2323 January 10, 2020

Gardeners Cat

Someone who is very observant of small details or frequently watches others in the shadows.

"I swear you've worn that jumper 3 days in a row now"
"Oh you're such a Gardeners Cat"

by TheHoneyBox January 10, 2020

Gaïdig

Gaïdig is a very funny person. She will likes to talk to you about a lot of things, you'll never get bored ! Often a weird sense of humor but she will always makes you laugh. She tries her best for everything and that's why you should have a Gaïdig in your life.

"Oh it's a lama !" "-No it's Gaïdig"

by Iryliase February 1, 2020

Garden Hose

if your nose long, ur nose long like garden hose.

also you're a dickhead!

Ha! Look at your nose! Nose long like garden hose!

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

Gardening Club GC

A place where clowns have fun

“Did you see what they said in the gardening club gc yesterday?”
“Yeah they planted a Byeongkwan”

by gardeninggc April 10, 2020

Gardevoiawhathamakookoo

Gardevoiawhathamakookoo is a pokemon too hard to define.

Gardevoir:Hi Gallade!

Gallade: Gardevoir, do you hear a Gardevoiawhathamakookoo?

Gardevoir: Uh-oh!

by Eren Yeeter December 2, 2020