Gaff

Word for house or house party in Scotland and other parts of the UK

I pumped your sister at that gaff last night

by Baygoners March 25, 2026

Gaffermations

Awkward or cringe-inducing affirmations delivered by an AI or chatbot, often as a result of a programming blunder, where the attempt to be supportive or positive comes off as unnatural, insincere, or just plain wrong.

"Yo chatGPT is seriously losing aura points after showering me with gaffermations like 'Warrior energy' when I said I wanted to quit my job.. it needs to stop yasskissing me into unemployment"

by CheckMarx April 28, 2025

gaff

gay and fully functioning: when someone is so gay but acts so straight

Michael was being such a gaff person at Tim’s party.

by The OG Gaff June 8, 2025

Gaff

A breathy laugh, like a gasp of air.

After hearing the joke, her giggle had turned into a gaff

by fluttedbutted December 7, 2025

Mullo Gaff

A player created railway built under another players house in Minecraft. It often leads to players rage quiting in reaction to the Mullo Gaff. It is named after Mullo, the loveable scamp.

Dean:They're biulding a Mullo gaff under your house, Cian.
Cian:*Screams, drops TNT in said Mullo gaff and rage quits*

by Mullo2kaii10 January 9, 2013

fatty gaff

Faken fat house party or bake up

Yoo are you going to that fatty gaff on the weekend?

by 420/7 blaze it March 30, 2017

Baz gaff

when you and all your mates go to a gaff (a house party) and fuck the house up by doing weird shit like putting bananas in lights and sriracha in the knife holder

friend 1: yo my mates having a gaff tonight
friend 2: sweet wanna make it a baz gaff?

by blackcurrantsoda April 21, 2018