Garrett

Garrett is a gay man who loves to have buttsex. He will never pass up a chance to get fucked. He loves making people “get big” 😉

Man did you see Garrett with Cole last night, they were going at it

by Bigdickmaggieg February 18, 2019

Garred

To take a simple task or act and fuck it up. Also to say something so stupid that it does not make any sense to anyone.

Dan: Hey Bill I just saved 1,500 photos of the same guy walking around.

Bill: Man you really Garred that.

by The Other Dann December 28, 2011

garriage

1. The formal union of two people who are of the same gender in a consensual relationship, typically recognized by society. Also described as same-sex marriage and gay marriage.

The two men had been seeing each other for 5 years and engaged for 9 months before they decided to make their relationship permanent by garriage.

The gay couple invited all their friends to celebrate the couple's garriage ceremony.

The two women exchanged loving vows during their garriage ceremony.

by Jenny and Kris February 6, 2012

Garrett

An annoying red head friend

Garrett is annoying!!

by Jackse26 December 13, 2017

Garry

The biggest fucktard, he is a queer and is a hobo

Look at Garry , that guy is a fudhu

by Garry’s bapu April 11, 2020

Garrett

An annoying short fucker who steals your food.

Guy 1: omg that little brat just stole my bag of goldfish! Get him!
Guy 2: it's just garrett, hes a lil creep and always does that

by DWMiami3 May 2, 2019

Garrison Taylor

Garrison Taylor is the nicest guy you'll ever meet. He's both charming and awkward at the same time, which really just makes him even cuter. He's the kind of guy to bring you flowers for no reason other than 'because you deserve them'. He's extraordinarily funny and can make anyone smile, even if they're having the worst of days. He's got dozens of friends and cares about all of them. He is loyal, kind, dorky and perfect. Garrison has at least 50 nicknames, all of them silly or weird. He has been through a lot, but it's only made him stronger as a person. He's the type of guy who doesn't get involved in drama, but that does not stop him from voicing his opinion when he needs to. Loyal, caring, funny and cute, he really is the perfect guy.

I'm so glad he waited. I love you, Garrison Taylor.

by lvydve October 23, 2016