friendiligence

the phenomenon of using the internets and social networks like facebook and myspace to gather information on your friends.

I am so backed up at work cuz I have been spending way too much time doing friendiligence on facebook.

by dimension August 13, 2008

Shoulder Friend

A person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on.

Man, everytime Abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend Todd.

by flacker December 24, 2006

closest friend

Best friend

Out of 100 odd friends, Ramesh is closest friend of mine.

by Rajesh Haldar April 17, 2016

BEST FRIEND

SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T SLEEP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND OF 4 YEARS AND HAS A KID WITH HIM!!!!!!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!

by HOW COULD SHE!!!! December 20, 2017

Best Friend

The twin you never knew you had who laughs at your pain and misery, walks in on you, steals/eats all your food, and will never let you leave them.

MY BEST FRIEND JUST MOVED AWAY AND IM DEPRESSED!

by huwehwhuf November 1, 2018

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him

Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it

by Henuttedinmysock November 1, 2020

Drunk Friends

A person with whom you appear to be great friends with while drunk, but the next day you don't even acknowledge that you know each other.

I went into the night not knowing anyone, but when I left I was drunk friends with half the people there. I gave most of them hugs when I left.

It was pretty awkward at school today. I was drunk friends with Jack last night, but I didn't even say hi to him at school.

by irishrugby77 January 18, 2011