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frictionist

A person that derives sexual pleasure from (and expresses sexual desire for) any kind of friction involving the genitals or other erogenous zone.
William isn't attracted to strangers on the bus. He simply enjoys being in tightly packed crowds that are jostling around because he is a frictionist.
by Mr. E Cow April 27, 2014
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frictiony

1. When a man forgets to lube
2. When you're playing Golf It and the ball goes too fast on a map because it lacks the frictiony
Bryan the Pirate was playing Golf It and couldn't complete the course because the golf ball lacked the frictiony
by Thomas_SGG June 12, 2018
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Frictions Burritos

Having diarrhea farts while you are jogging or running......
Dan could not continue the triathlon.... He was stricken with a sudden case of Frictions Burritos......
by Mook Bug July 17, 2019
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Frictionless Trading

Frictionless Trading - a way to sell advertising that cuts out the middlemen
Frictionless Trading enables advertisers and agencies to plan and buy all of their cross-media campaigns directly with the inventory owner
by mouse436 August 19, 2020
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Frictioning

FROIENDS LANGUAGE

to make something have friction
Ur doing a great job of frictioning the wall so the LED lights stick
by Froiends language July 24, 2021
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frictional statement

A non-legitimate assertion regarding force-impeding drag between two surfaces.
My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.
by QuacksO January 1, 2022
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Frictioning

two women with much pubic hair scissoring,
"Oh yeah! Best frictioning session. EVER!"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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