The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"

by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020

Teacher Finesse Day

occurs every February 24th. lie to all your teachers about assignments or work.

side note: always may work on your parents!

Alex: “Yo! We can lie to all our teachers today!”
Mark: “Why?”
Alex: “ITS Teacher Finesse Day!”

by Kittens Are So Adorable February 24, 2021

my fitness pal

A horrible app that gives most people who use it an eating disorder

Emma: I started counting my calories!
Hannah: okay period what app do you use
Emma: my fitness pal
Hannah: oh girl no...

by Bakaweeb April 16, 2021

OJ Finessin

Rapper, Gang, Country Accent, GD4L SG4L

OJ Finessin new song go dumb💯🦍

by OJ Finessin June 12, 2021

Fools Finessed

Putting ungrateful children back in there place, where they belong.

Don't get Fools Finessed

by BigMan1234567890 September 2, 2021

rare fitness

A health and wellness company, dedicated to transforming people into the best versions of themselves!

Have you trained with rare fitness yet? Bro changed my life

by 5Legend5 November 22, 2021

Des Finesse

Of the realist n***** in it. Nice flavor. Stands on morals and principles. Most definitely loved B.

Des Finesse is the rawest ever !

by Dessssy November 22, 2021