fallon

when you poop in your pants and leave a stain in the seat you are sitting in.

I just farted and pulled a fallon in my pants.

by Justin Liles June 21, 2006

ass falcon

1. a super supreme jerk wad.

2. one who participates in ass flaconry.

dag yo, tito is such a fookin' ass falcon.

by xoxota April 23, 2008

Falcon Punch

The sexual act of forcefully inserting a clenched fist, knuckles first, into a sexual orifice. Often this act is performed simultaneously in both the vaginal and anal cavities.

Tiara expressed her disappointment in Jerome's 3-inch cock. Jerome's retaliatory "Falcon Punch" left Tiara only desiring the smallest of penises.

by Captain_Falcon! January 24, 2009

Blue Falcon

A general Marine Corps term, meaning "Buddy Fucker". It usually refers to a Marine who is supposed to use the "Buddy System", but chooses to leave his buddies hanging while he goes ahead without them.

Sgt Petey knew Sgt B would be arriving soon, but instead chose to leave without him..."What a Blue Falcon!"

by Sgt B April 16, 2008

Falmouth, KY

a ruined town in Kentucky full of heroin, crackheads and beer chugging, boot wearing yee yee’s. There’s also a rubber duck store here for some reason

There might be a lot of tweakers but at least we can get some rubber ducks in, “Falmouth, KY”!

by willyponka August 10, 2021

failmonger

One who brings fail, as a fishmonger is one who provides fish.

"I heard Ewan's decided not to buy an Xbox 360."

"What a failmonger."

by mds84 November 25, 2009

failmous

When someone becomes popular from a fail video/photo/post on the internet.

Did you see that last video?!
lol yeah! They'll be forever failmous for that one!

by rocterror November 26, 2010