Picturing an elephant in your mind, having the tusks being your legs and the trunk of the elephant being your penis, letting it all hang out
by QuinoaSalad January 4, 2018
Get the Elephant Faced mug.When someone acts a certain way with you like in front of their friends but a different way with you and them alone. Two faced: Acting one way with people and acting a totally different way with other friends or people. You're two-faced if you swear at school and act all badass but then at home, you are sweet and don't swear at all. LOL
Me: Ryan is so two-faced.
My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.
Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.
My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.
"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"
My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.
Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.
My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.
"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"
by Tea's ready bitch June 15, 2019
Get the Two faced mug.Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.
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A term used to insult someone when a simple one word insult such as bastard or twat will not suffice. The combination of words gives the user the ultimate verbal tool against any foe which rolls off the tongue and is enjoyable to utter at someone who has wronged you.
by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 17, 2006
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or child's anal cavity
axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging
or child's anal cavity
axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging
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