sheng fu

a person who thinks they are a hacker and a messiah

sheng fu
you smell like poo

by adog July 7, 2003

tp fu

It simply means "fuck."

I tp fued his sister.

by Dangermonk March 6, 2004

Kung Fu

An often misinterpreted Chinese word group that means, "To expend energy." Kung Fu is not a martial art, but rather a philosophy. It is a method by which to perform a task.

Kung Fu is kinda like the 70's version of Fung Sheu.

by Buzz Geiss April 24, 2004

Kung-fu jesus

A bloody wanker, who everybody hates

Everybody hates Kung-Fu jesus

by CommiePinko December 24, 2008

National Fu Man Chu Week

The fist full week of May every year when you let your freak flag fly and neglect shaving in preparation for the week of the FU!

Garret : Nice Fu Carl!

Carl : Back at you Garrett.

Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!

Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!

by Fuckin' McGuckin May 7, 2009

Kung Fu

Kung Fu is a game in which two or more people must play. The game is played by slapping each other on the hand. You can only make one move per turn. Once an attempt at slapping the other person's hand is made, you must keep your body in that position until your next turn. This game has also been called Ninja, but Kung Fu is its official name.

Person 1: "Hey, who wants to play Ninja?"

Person 2: "Screw you. It's called Kung Fu. Get it right."

by TheWenguin June 4, 2010

Kung Fu Panda

1.A fat-ass man usually around 400 lbs. that claims to know kung fu.
2. A fucking idiot

Did you see the fat ass in the kung fu stance with a Twinkie in his mouth. That must be Kung Fu Panda

by BrotherBob March 8, 2013