This would be when someone squeezes off a hay-maker with a pungent, show-stopping odor, yet is undetected phonetically. It creates a tremendous hang time and silently sneaks up on it's unsuspecting victims.
OMG dud! Did you just float a buscuit? That is fucking rank.
Do you smell that? Who floated the buscuit?
Check this out, I am going to scmooze through those chicks and float a buscuit as I am leaving.
Do you smell that? Who floated the buscuit?
Check this out, I am going to scmooze through those chicks and float a buscuit as I am leaving.
by DKNiGHT January 15, 2014
Get the float a buscuit mug.Those women who don't want serious relationships but for some reason seem genuinely interested in you and your love-giving capabilities.
These women will express interest in you, date you, love you, and then confess that they "aren't looking for anything serious right now". These women will then go to bars, meeting more guys, flirting and having fun with them, not you, and your stomach hurts. You beat yourself up over things you think you did wrong, because you're so in love still that they can't possibly be flawed like this. But alas, their main goal is penis and validation, just like the slut. But they are not sluts, for sluts are more obvious in their adventures, instead Floaters are more diplomatic and usually completely oblivious to your pain. I call them Floaters because their goal is to forever float upon a cushion of "those beginning flirtatious amazing days", never staying long enough to give it a chance to turn sour, regardless whether it would have or not. They thrive upon being that girl that every guy wants and loves. They do not love you. Maybe they did, and that's when they realized they had to escape because the beginning days are over and a commitment is looming.
Floating is a terrible epidemic, and you're not the only one who has experienced this. And, yes, women aren't the only ones who can float, but due to the intensity and commonness of the love that men feel towards that one girl they almost had, it's largely women that commit the float.
These women will express interest in you, date you, love you, and then confess that they "aren't looking for anything serious right now". These women will then go to bars, meeting more guys, flirting and having fun with them, not you, and your stomach hurts. You beat yourself up over things you think you did wrong, because you're so in love still that they can't possibly be flawed like this. But alas, their main goal is penis and validation, just like the slut. But they are not sluts, for sluts are more obvious in their adventures, instead Floaters are more diplomatic and usually completely oblivious to your pain. I call them Floaters because their goal is to forever float upon a cushion of "those beginning flirtatious amazing days", never staying long enough to give it a chance to turn sour, regardless whether it would have or not. They thrive upon being that girl that every guy wants and loves. They do not love you. Maybe they did, and that's when they realized they had to escape because the beginning days are over and a commitment is looming.
Floating is a terrible epidemic, and you're not the only one who has experienced this. And, yes, women aren't the only ones who can float, but due to the intensity and commonness of the love that men feel towards that one girl they almost had, it's largely women that commit the float.
Dude: Man, I don't know what I did wrong, I gave it my best and she's ignoring me and I see her facebook posts saying she's going out to bars and I know guys are hitting on her because have you /seen/ her, man?
Man: Dude, she's a floater, she doesn't give a crap. She's probably floated 15 other guys before you.
Dude: Yeah, you're probably right. Good thing Pornhub has unlimited video plays on Valentine's Day.
Man: Dude, she's a floater, she doesn't give a crap. She's probably floated 15 other guys before you.
Dude: Yeah, you're probably right. Good thing Pornhub has unlimited video plays on Valentine's Day.
by Juhulavitz February 14, 2014
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Get the Floater mug.When your at business lunch and they bring in your favourite food........”oh that chicken caser salad with the side of pasta looks so float”
Did you see Karel’s hair.........it’s float.
Did you see Karel’s hair.........it’s float.
by KarVan February 3, 2021
Get the Float mug.A food that has barely been eaten and sitting on the top of a garbage. This is perfectly ok to eat as long as no one catch you. In "Seinfeld" George Castanza is seen eating a garbage floater by his girlfriends mom
Dude #1: I just had a soft pretzel i found in the garbage.
Dude #2: Gross man! that's disgusting.
Dude #1: Calm down it was a Garbage Floater.
Dude #2: Oh ok that's alright.
Dude #2: Gross man! that's disgusting.
Dude #1: Calm down it was a Garbage Floater.
Dude #2: Oh ok that's alright.
by Jay Rip March 31, 2009
Get the Garbage Floater mug."Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017
Get the Like a milk float hitting a brick wall mug.When receiving oral during the operations of a vehicle "roadhead" from whore, you relieve gas "fart" the whore vomit in your lap and causes you to wreck, resulting in taking out half of the A&W restaurant CarHop!
I had an A&W float experience, not only did my insurance canceled me but she will not return my calls.
by jwittmoco5088 January 2, 2021
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