Fecal Matter

1.Another word for Shit,poop,or doo-doo.
2.Or also comes with a song.

1."Dude You Smell Like Fecal Matter!"
2."Fecal Matter on the Floor, Fecal Matter on the Wall, Fecal Matter in my pants as i do the Fecal Dance."
(Crouch Down and act like takin a Shit)

by Giovanni Zeppelin. July 4, 2007

fecal matter

Same thing as poo.

Man, I had fecal matter all over my chest last night by that hairy gorilla.

by Deceptik0n July 29, 2005

feces pieces

The candy you get out of the vending machines at the mall for a quarter where you turn the crank and a handful of loose candy falls out. Its name is such because the candy comes out covered in invisible fecal particles that were left behind by the hundreds of cretons who handled it previously without washing their hands after dropping a deuce.

Whatever you do, don't eat the feces pieces from those vending machines.

by jonnywords November 21, 2010

fecal fart

When someone accidentally deficates while farting.

Louie had a fecal fart after eating a can of refried beans.

by frenchie 312 December 17, 2015

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

gastrointestinal ailment that arrises from a night of heavy drinking.

Q: Why was Chad late for work?
A: He has Fecal Alcohol Syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).

by like a viking November 13, 2011

feces

Little, baby mice in the movie Donnie Darko

From Donnie Darko:
"... and there's feces everywhere."
"what are feces?"
"Baby mice."
"awwww"

by ohwowcarooo January 21, 2008

Feckless cunt

Llacking initiative or strength of character; irresponsible. And also being generally cunty at the same time

Ivanka Trump is a feckless cunt

by NobelSquirrel June 11, 2018