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Erectionary

An erection experienced while reading a dictionary.
Dude, page 578 gave me a massive erectionary
by Lazy_Quitter January 7, 2011
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business erection

the arousal you get from landing a big business deal, new client, or a big sale that makes you want to go home and bang your spouse or significant other.
I got a business erection after that meeting with XYZ Corp where they gave me a huge contract and went home and banged my wife in the kitchen.
by besterling September 16, 2011
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Erection Protection

When someone is cock blocked, but is very thankful for it.
I was so blasted last night. I was about to hook up with this really ugly chick. Fortunately, i got erection protection from a loyal friend
by HyperAjax August 8, 2009
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election

something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it
and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!
by Joe November 3, 2004
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The election was a fraud

Something Donald trump has said this year when he lost miserably to Joe Biden (AKA Our only hope for this country)
Even though he did fraud himself in 2016.
The Election was a fraud! That's what Hillary Clinton would've said if she was a sore ass sucker
like Trump
by Joe Biden Cult December 3, 2020
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penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)
Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)
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Injection Ejection

To be fired from a job or banished from a location after being busted for shooting drugs.
I had to find a new gig after my injection ejection last month,
by forcefedmark March 27, 2011
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