elder golden retriever husband

The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.

'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'

by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023

Eggert

Eggert is a noun. It is used to refer to a distinguished gentleman.

That bulldog over there is quite an Eggert!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

elderwin

Ellis, A very Smart And Intelligent Young Maj

Check back Elderwin?

by Kaelan yes August 3, 2024

elder rape

When an older person get surprised by a significantly younger person with an unannounced kiss or pursuit. Usually after the kid has watched the elder millennials drink to much

I got elder raped at that concert. Drank too much and a kid did a drive by kiss.

by 757Dickie September 25, 2023

egger

people that suck dick

person 1: this guy egged me off the cliff!!

person 2: hes such a egger

by icecreamlover1123 October 15, 2023

Egger

When you're egging with a group of people and the person throwing can be called the "egger"

Brotha: "Hey, lets both be eggers at the same time tonight."
Me: "No, we can have more fun if we take turns being the egger."

by Buddy Bestie December 21, 2023

Edger

A man who cant be defined by word a man with a great penis 7 inches to be precise

A great man with mystery probably knows you more than you know your self great friend
Will protect you at any cost

Like how does edger know it’s my birthday, edger is just a great man

by I will qn your duty November 21, 2023