Procurement dickhead

A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.

Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads.

by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024

DD (Dickhead dan)

A panera manager

“yea he’s being a DD (dickhead dan) bc he’s throwing a hissy fit today because we’re over hours”

by anonymous July 1, 2025

Dickhead

Acting like or resembling Gary Tompkins

Fuck you, you fuckin dickhead

by Brad Doug September 18, 2025

dickhead

Annoying ass person

friend: Aaron is such a dickhead.

by safetydeeznuts October 30, 2025

Dickhead

A very rude vulgar slang word to describe an unpleasant stupid or idiotic person

Dickhead

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

poopoo shitass dickhead

people who shit on floor

this guy shit on floor he a poopoo shitass dickhead

by pzejirjioezr February 9, 2025

Dickhead

Ali Koca’s favorite word. A dickhead is a terrible person that treats people unfairly.

Ali Koca: This dickhead stuck his dick in a woman’s water bottle!

Ali Koca: This guy is one of the biggest dickheads to have ever lived on this planet.

Ali Koca: But the dickhead judge gave her 60 days.

Ali Koca: Let me introduce you to a small dickhead.

by AntiCircumcisionMan June 6, 2023