twinkie defense

The stance or posture taken by a fat person when you try and take food from their plate.

"I tried to bum a fry from JoJo's plate and that fool struck a "twinkie defense"."

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

quaker defense

the act of shoving your opponent while he or she is attemtping to bash. Style of defense created by the quaker of crunk

Jordan was pushed into the brick wall as a result of the quaker defense

by JayJ July 15, 2005

the chewbacca defense

Johnny Cochrane's defense.

Don't worry about it. Johnny's dead.

If you play chess with Chewbacca, you must lose. That's the Chewbacca defense: Let the wookie win.

by Bumkicker Slade May 13, 2005

Cheese Defense

She wansn't quite ready to go all the way with the new guy... luckily she had implanted the the cheese defense to stall the progress.

After calling my wife and clearing an alibi, I totally got the Cheese Defense... thank goodness it wasn't better, i might've done something I regretted.

by timmy gruich January 18, 2009

Defender Moon

A strange and insane person who has a very peculiar obession over Secret Squirrel, Cyborg 009, Earthbound, sugar, and likes the videogame character Ness. Unforunely the person doesn't like Sailor Moon.

That Defender Moon usually likes to play Earthbound all day.

by Crystal Maskuia September 17, 2003

defenet

A definite object or event on the net

Defenet arrangements were amde for the online conference.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Rittenhouse Defense

A term used when someone claims self-defense after they provoked someone. Named after the infamous Kyle Rittenhouse case where the defendant argued for self-defense while it's argued on whether or not he provoked the shooting.

Person 1: "That man claimed self-defense in court after he shot her!"
Person 2: "He's pulling the Rittenhouse Defense."

by GuyWithBraces November 23, 2021