Hit The Deck Son!

1. an expression used when someone has just been owned by someone else
2. to get the fuck out of one's way
3. when during a rap contest, one rap line just SERVES the other person and they are confused & ashamed

1. Toby: "...that's what your mom said"
Harris: "how dare you!"
Cam: "OHHH SHIT...Hit The Deck Son!!!!"
2. Toby: "man, get out da way, these niggas comin thru"
niggas: "Hit the Deck, white boy, get out my way cracka"
3. Toby: "'cuz that's me & i'm gay"
crowd: "OH MY GOD THAT OTHER GUY BETTER HIT THE DECK!! OHHHHH! HE JUST GOT SERVED!"
other rapper: "damn, not again :("

by powerpower02356 June 30, 2011

swab the deck

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

by authOOr June 29, 2006

poop deck

The turntable that DJs reserve for playing Scooter on, so as not to contaminate their expensive decks with the audio equivalent of Poptarts.

Gina: Fook Bev, the DJs mincing the Poop Deck.
Bev: Fook.

by Cobs July 16, 2003

did-deck

1.To be on a certain level of FLYness. 2.A term used when one is very hype.

1.Yo, I just went shopping and you know imma be on did-deck!
2.I look so good and my Nike track outfit. Im officially on did-deck!

by FOF40 November 21, 2010

Top Deck

When those bloody Dunedin kids piss in the tank of the toilet.

The bloody Duners kids have done a top deck.

by kridjiti March 14, 2017

plop-on-deck

1. A screw up
2. A person who deserves to be flushed down a toilet.

1. This whole idea was a friggin' plop-on-deck
2. I'ma flush that plop-on-deck down where he belongs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Wrecked On The Deck

To get shittered/drunk while sitting on a deck or a wood platform.

Lets get wrecked on the deck this weekend
Are we going to Centennial Park to get wrecked on the deck this weekend?
Im Wrecked on the deck

by gord downie2 December 17, 2008