Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch (occasionally referred to as Ben, Benny, Benny C, etc.) is a beautiful man who may not even be a man. His eyes are impossible to describe and his hair is constantly changing due to his many, many roles in the constant stream of films he's been in. The most popular of these are The Hobbit, Sherlock, The Imitation Game, The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, Parade's End, War Horse, and many, many more. He's won 17 awards and has been nominated for 29, proving that he is actually the greatest man there ever existed.

Though some would view him as nothing more than a terrifying looking alien creature thing, others would object. Strongly. Don't ever say anything bad about him in the presence of a cumberbitch or cumbercookie (A Cumberbatch fan) as this may cause death.

Cumberbitch: Benedict Cumberbatch is so freaking beautiful I love him so much omg look at his cumberbooty and did you see him at the oscars when he did the cumberbomb ?????!

by cumbercookie September 8, 2014

si senor commercial

I'm too sexy for my gym club membership fee (only id the person talking is Right Said Fred).

I'll take anal bum covers for 400.

by my name is john and i love red(MC homies) February 27, 2003

Cumberland Secondary School

Cumberland is the school no one wants to go.

Its one of the deadest school in Newham and there is rarely ever fights.
Whilst walking around at break or lunch all your gonna hear is ''Personally I wouldn't have that''.
The only rated year in cumberland is year 10 and some year 8s and year 9s.
Otherwise do NOT come to this school!

Jack - Whats that school nobody likes?
Mason - Cumberland Secondary School.
Jack - Ow yeah!

by Therealbossman017471 December 16, 2018

commercide

When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.

The store committed commercide when it gave me that error message... I just left and bought someplace else.

by William Agush October 30, 2006

Benedict Cumberbatch

Possibly the most attractive man currently alive on this planet. Benedict, (often referred to be fangirls as Ben, Benny, Benny-boo, or Bene-dick), is most commonly known for playing the role of Sherlock Holmes in the BBC television show, Sherlock. He has also starred in Star Trek into Darkness, War Horse, The Fifth Estate, and Hawking. He has a large fanbase across the world, known as either, The Cumbercollective, The Cumbercookies, or more commonly, The Cumberbitches. Be careful when meeting Benedict, as where he goes, the fangirls always follow.

Person: So I was watching that show on BBC one last night, you know, Sherlock?
Cumberbitch: S..s..Sherlock? SheRLOCK?? SHERLOCK???!!??? WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH?? *proceeds to flail about aimlessly on the floor*

by Articulate Cumberbitch February 18, 2014

Cummerbund

The little ruffle of remaining foreskin that encircles the head of the penis on a guy who is circumcised.

For extra sensation while masturbating, you can roll the cummerbund up and down.

by dnalor1 September 30, 2010

Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch is known for his alien beauty and gorgeous cheekbones. He is a marvelous, beautiful actor, mostly known for his role as 'Sherlock Holmes' in BBC's Sherlock.

Benedict Cumberbatch also stars in movies such as The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, August:Osage County, The Imitation Game, The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug and Third Star. Just to name a few.

His astounding, breath taking, spectacular, stunning face, body and personality has raised the expectation of men in teenage fangirls worldwide.

His fanbase is known as Cumberbitches.

Person 1:
Have you seen Sherlock?
Person 2:
The one with Benedict Cumberbatch?
Person 1:
Yeah, that one.
Person 2:
I love it!

by ShannonHerondale February 14, 2014