A deviant sexual act. The act of a man ejaculating onto a glass table while a women lies underneath watching the show, before both parties snort the semen hard into the nasal cavity, before forcing it out of the eye socket......looking like tears
by Matthew Kenyon October 14, 2011
Get the Cry Babymug. A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.
Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."
by jsd9632 December 30, 2012
Get the crying shamemug. when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.
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by Will lloyd April 14, 2021
Get the Cry Wankingmug. by FARTINGLOUD March 31, 2022
Get the screaming cryingmug. When you are moping to anyone who will listen to you; hungry for sympathy, having a self-indulgent pity party.
by BonnieParker November 15, 2017
Get the crying aroundmug. by garbear420nips June 4, 2015
Get the d-cryingmug. A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.
Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.
It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.
It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
Get the No Woman No Crymug.