Cream Cheez

When you have a nasty case of cheesedick and you vigorously beat off and nut all over your bellend. You keep stroking the semi-flaccid penis creating a frothy, amalgam of semen and smegma.

I whipped up some serious cream cheez when I did a little tugger last night.

My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

cramalamasis

When someone with an Afro (usually someone black) goes to bed and wakes up with their hair all over the place

Paul went to work without doing his hair. Everyone knew he had cramalamasis

by Sh Nae Nae February 28, 2018

Cream Spray

When a woman is riding her man and is about to climax, she squeezes her breasts and squirts milk from her nipples.

"Having a kid is the best thing my wife ever did. Last night, she did a Cream Spray that hit the far wall."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Cream Of Camborne

The ultimate being that lives within Camborne town, Cornwall. The sort of person that wears a wolf fleece or takes 300mg of acid at town square. Often seen perusing local charity shops or deol wines.

Look over there! It's the "Cream Of Camborne!"

by DirtyGurt June 4, 2020

Cream Walk

When you cream pie someone and they walk away and leave a “cream” trail.

Bruhv I came inside Brittany and she cream walked my hallway

by Huevos Purgatory August 26, 2020

Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.

Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.

by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021

Creamie Weamie

When you proceed to brutally pound a sandman until he no longer bombs your school.

Friend 1: Yo did you heard what Johnny did to Osama Bin Laden
Friend 2: I heard he gave him such a good Creamie Weamie, that he can longer suicide bomb schools.

by Themanwhoshitshimself January 22, 2021