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crapsauce

a stronger form of weaksauce, meaning crappy; shitty; lame; sucky
that movie was crapsauce
by JCarter March 10, 2009
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crapsite

A website
a) which is bursting with non-coherent words in order to enter a high ranking in google but does not provide you with something unexpected when opening
b) that is suffering of severe script malfunction, which has not yet been discovered by the administrators

Not to be confused with the websites distributed by spammails.
Joe: "I was browsing for some information for the essay that I got to hand in to Mr Smith tomorrow, but all results I got were purely crapsites!"

Elaine discovered that Mark was obviously not very talented in programming, all his creations turned out to be crapsites.
by nuocmam May 10, 2009
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Crapsniff

1. Used when you want to say FUCK or SHIT but you can't and you can't even say FRICK or FRICKEN so you say CRAPSNIFF instead.
1. Lisa: "Lets feed the dog our Balut when mom's not looking"
Dawn: "Sure thing"

Mom: "I'm watching you guys to make sure you're eating all your Balut"
Lisa: "Crapsniff"
by Vashti elle February 8, 2010
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Crapstain

A sentence or series of idiotic, stupid, 'funny' and generally irrelevant comments which have no meaningful bearing on the conversation, and can often lead to a lot of taunting towards the person/s who said the sentence or comments.
Person: "Do you like cheese?"
Person 2: "Yes but I think you'll find it's much nicer when you rub it all over your body first"
Everyone else: "Oh my God that's such a crapstain!"
by TheeeisLad May 1, 2012
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crapsure

Used when you half-ass your responsibilities and everyone knows, but they don't care either.
"Thomas did you complete your assignment?"

"Crapsure"
"Okay"
by crapsure November 3, 2017
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Crapsident

Inadvertently crapping yourself while coughing, sneezing, or farting.
When I coughed, I had a crapsident.
by Kem mic February 20, 2018
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Crapsake

When you want to say "fucks sake" but its not that big and you don't want to swear (not in the mood or parents are around.
Person 1: Bro you failed your drug test.
Person 2: Ahh crapsake..
Person 1: You knew it was coming.
by Rexxit August 11, 2019
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