Crapsniff

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1. Used when you want to say FUCK or SHIT but you can't and you can't even say FRICK or FRICKEN so you say CRAPSNIFF instead.

1. Lisa: "Lets feed the dog our Balut when mom's not looking"
Dawn: "Sure thing"

Mom: "I'm watching you guys to make sure you're eating all your Balut"
Lisa: "Crapsniff"

Crapsniff by Vashti elle February 8, 2010

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crapknife

The act of removing bullshit from a text, preferably a Word document. This is usually the last step in the editing process, and the step that prevents you from failing.

I'ma open a can of CrapKnife on this one!

crapknife by halllon July 29, 2008

super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!!

This vigorous and violent outburst is usually associated with someone terribly angry and disappointed with something.

Silver Sun is a super mega piece of crapshitfuck!!!!

super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!! by Max Mannix July 7, 2008

Crowsniffer

A person, male or female, who usually engages in listening to heavy metal or deathmetal. The crow comes from slipknots infamous dead crow sniffing routine they used to do before shows.

"What the hell is that sound?"
"Ah, its just the crap coming from crowsniffers ipod."

Crowsniffer by Ringo? June 15, 2009

Cracksniffa

When one sniffs cocaine

“Shut up you fat cracksniffa”

Cracksniffa by cracksniffa April 27, 2019

holy cracksniff

Expression used for being suprised.

Holy cracksniff! that was insane

holy cracksniff by leftyhandz November 4, 2009

Craignifferized

Meaning of teaching youg children/adults how to behave like grown up children, in the sence of swearing and using vulger language, which is of course bombdiggity and approved by Crystal as she is bombdiggity herself.

My kids are Craignifferized!

Craignifferized by Pynk Pixy July 29, 2011

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026