crapsure

Used when you half-ass your responsibilities and everyone knows, but they don't care either.

"Thomas did you complete your assignment?"

"Crapsure"
"Okay"

by crapsure November 3, 2017

Crapture

The event in which all the toilets of a building are flushed simultaneously, thereby resulting in a mass exodus of waste from the aforementioned building. The waste is then said to descend to the bowels of the sewer system. Similar to rapture for poop.

After 21 May 2011 we decided to go to the apartment and settle for a crapture instead of the rapture.

by nme007 June 22, 2011

time crapsule

When a duece is placed in a secret location to be discovered unintentionally later on. Generally considered an act of gratuitous depravity. Generally a time crapsule is left for a sufficient amount of time to allow the odor to fully disseminate into its new environment.

Some places one might discover a time crapsule could be a glovebox, a desk drawer, an attic, in a coffee mug, the freezer, etc.

Scott - "Dude, I think someone left a time crapsule in my room, but I have no idea where it might be."

by Kleatus January 4, 2008

Crapture

Bowel movement of apocalyptic proportions.

Was just one the can, the crapture was upon me.

by Dragen September 11, 2011

Crapture

An event seemingly marking the end of times that occurs during an act of extreme defecation.

If Gerald could only see what I'm doing to his toilet, he'd think the Crapture is upon us.

by TurnipSoup_Parker March 7, 2016

The Crapture

The End of Times Crap-fest for Neo-Con wingnut Christianists, when their fear of an Obama presidency will propel them all heavenward on a "flaming column" of their own feces.

In the blog "Sadly, No!" Arky The Islahomobamaist proposed, "I’m really interested to see what they’ll do if Obama wins. The current level of hysteria suggests they’ll blast off to the moon on a flaming column of fear-propulsed diarrhea", which Jennifer then dubbed as "The Crapture".

by Dmajor October 18, 2008

crapsule

Generic term for the payload compartment of a spacecraft built and launched by SpaceX Aerospace Company.

A software upgrade will allow future crapsules to deploy their parachutes in the event of a launch failure in addition to during reentry.

by MaxwellSDemon September 7, 2015